Dotaboss - The Key of Destiny

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Almost a year later, Ive returned with a follow-up to the video that originally placed me into the Dota 2 Beta!

Slightly flamboyant League of Legends and turbo-badass Heroes of Newerth face off against the ultimate challenger their incredibly good-looking, short-of-temper reincarnated ancestor, Dota 2.

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Dota I AM RELEASED!!

HoN & LoL FUUUUUUUUUCKKKK

Dota Yes, I am buffed
Phase Shift on Puck
Armor increase on the heroes that sucked
This genre was mine
And youve crossed the line
Youve insulted IceFrog
Now you shall both die!

HoN Wait, wait, wait..you fucking sequel
We challenge you to a pro game
1 v 1 Techies on the mid lane

Dota FUUUCK! FUUUCK!
FUUUUUUUUCK
The source engine prevents me
From attempting to alt-tab my game
What are the modes?
Whats the map?

HoN If we win, we get to port all your heroes into our games
And also we get to see IceFrogs face!

Dota And what if I win?

HoN Then you can make LoL pay-to-play...

LoL WHAT!?

HoN Trust me, LoL, its the only hway!

LoL Fuck you, man!

HoN ...For $40 dollars a month!

Dota FINE! LET THE DUEL BEGIN!!!
HUEEHUEHUAHUEJAJAJAJAJAjAJAAAA!!!
I am Dota, Ive hit quota! (holla holla, get dolla)
Check this staff, its fucking sexy!
My Natures Prophet does whatever he wants
My Dark Seer soloed a team full of bots
Aint never been a Techies game Ive ever lost!

Im going to make LoL pay-to-play
And HoNs been losing customers every day
Those games were far too easy anyway!

HoN NOOOOOOOO!
Come on, LoL, put him in the dumpster!

LoL Theres just no way that we can win, he last hit every creep...
He has a creep score that could rival BurNIngs

HoN God damnit, LoL!
Hes gonna give you a monthly free
Youre gonna lose all your money (LoL No...)
Unless we bust a massive double damage rune!

LoL Dude...
Weve fought over so much shit

HoN Your anti-fun mechanics can suck my dick!

LoL & HoN Now we got to blow this fucker up...

HoN Come on, LoL, cause its time to blow him up

LoL I hear you H-o-N, its time to blow shit up!

HoN TP to lane, cause its time to blow shit up!

LoL Ill buy you Riot Points so lets blow some shit up!

HoN & LoL Now we got to blow this fucker up

LoL Ill lose my playerbase if we dont blow shit up

HoN Come on, LoL, cause its time to blow him up!!

LoL Ooooh, well smackdown ya, its time to blow shit up!

HoN Hey shitty wizard! Dota 2!
Weve taken Cyborgmatt
And GabeN too!
With no analyses
Of patch content
How will you entertain
Your subreddit?

Your names an acronym
Thats hard to say
Weve got a better name
M-O-B-A!!!

HoN & LoL MOBA, MOBA, MOBA, MOBA, MOBA, MOBA, MOBA, MOBA, MOABMOABofjklsdjfklsdf

Dota That acronym is fucking lame. Come on, LoL, lets see that membership fee!
TASTE MY DAGON, FUCKER!

HoN NOOOOOOoOOO!!

Dota AW, FUCK! YOU FUCKING NOOB!
...Oh no!

HoN A beta game, you shall remain, until Techies are released again!

Dota NOOOOOOOO!
FUCK YOU, HEROES OF NEWERTH!
AND FUCK YOU, LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
WHO THE HELL BUYS BLADEMAIL ON TECHIES ANYWAYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyy!?!?!?

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Special thanks to GorillaSnacks for brushing the dust off of his copy of WC3. More special thanks to Jess and Ian_Dess for giving me the wee little nudge I needed to make this thought a reality.

First video http://youtu.be/Jmxh4XL-Gus

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